​It's Riverfest Regatta weekend in my hometown of Augusta, Kentucky this weekend, which means a visit from what are affectionately called the "Small Stacks" - several paddlewheel boats reminiscent of the 1800s hey-day. Riverfest Regatta also means a visit from the most unbearable weather ever to grace a planet. It's hot. Miserably hot. Last year, we had blistering hot days followed by evenings of violent storms that upended trees. Naturally, the High Heat of Summer often invo